Expose'

Dear Man Who Exposed Himself to Me at the Corner of Main and Locust.....

I realize your goal in doing so was to get some attention. I think you succeeded, though probably not as you had originally intended.

It's very cold outside....shrinkage is not your friend. I was not impressed. Maybe we could try this routine again when it's not snowing.

Until then, I will reserve judgement. Happy Tuesday!

Signed,
That Girl who Laughed at You This Morning