Afternoon Delight

I just ate a chocolate bar the size of my face.

There's really no real reason for me to blog about this, except that when you sin, I hear you're supposed to confess.

And I feel pretty certain that the act of eating a chocolate bar the size of your face falls into the category of,

"yeah...you probably shouldn't have done that."

The upside to this is that tomorrow, when I blog about how fat I feel, you'll have both the knowledge and the right to be all like,

"Yeah...well...that's what you get for eating a chocolate bar the size of your face. S**t happens."

I'd hate for any of you to lose sleep.